Mephi-dross, the resident tentacle monster.

!!Warning!! For your own safety (if you’re a tentacle monster’s food), please refrain from having any contact with Mephi-dross.

Qualifications:

A tentacle monster since 5 to 6 years ago, Mephi-dross holds many qualifications from the Institute of the 8 Tentacles.

2005: Diploma in Function & Use of Tentacles

2006: Advance Diploma in Tentacle Control & Techniques

2007 – 2009: Degree in Multiple Tentacle Control System

Mephi-dross is currently working while studying part time for a Ph.D in Tentacle Anatomy.

Hobbies:

His passion in Tentacles is also evident in his hobbies. His hobbies include ordering craptons of manga from the local bookstore. With his near-perfect skills in tentacle control, he is able to transport them craptons of manga with ease back to his lair which is located in a small 2nd floor room where the only view is of the road and more lame people. Mephi-dross also enjoys spending his afternoon sipping a few nice cups of tea while reading books. To feed his thirst for tea, you can easily spot his large collection of tea cups nicely displayed in a cupboard. He uses his eight tentacles to slowly sip and enjoy the tea throughout the afternoon. He is one of the few known classical tentacle-monsters in existence.

The Tentacle Monster’s Lair:

Taking a step into the Lair of the Tentacle Monster, it may seem to look like any ordinary otaku’s dwelling BUT at a closer look you will be able to spot all the strategically placed goods. The Lair is a 2nd floor room located in some old building within the territories of the European Union. At one corner of the room, you can see a few katanas on display, but these are not solely for display use. Mephi-dross is also well-versed in the art of the Tentacle-do. With a quick stretch, he is able to grab hold of the katanas and slice up any intruders who are invading his Lair. Indeed a force not to be trifled with. Figurines are also on display. These figurines also serve another purpose, they helped him tide through those tough years of studying to attain the qualifications he has now.

The Tentacle Monster Out in the World:

As in current times, humans cannot accept the existence of any creatures with a notable level of intelligence, therefore Mephi-dross leads a normal life outside of his Lair.